Your home stops breaking. You stop fixing it.

Home Assistant runs your whole house — until an update breaks it at midnight, and everyone knows whose problem it is.

Fire yourself. Briard takes the job. When something breaks:

It rolls itself back — your home is running again before you notice.
An answer, not a log file: what broke, what was done, what changed.
If it can’t fix itself, we take over — remote support until it’s working.

Keeping all this running — updated, watched, reachable, backed up — is a job. Ours, not yours. When it breaks, it's our problem.

One command to install, on a machine you own. Reachable anywhere, no ports open, no VPN or certificates to set up. Encrypted off-site backup, restores tested. Home Assistant, Immich, more to come.

€8/mo — for all of it, run for you.